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Corny Vegetable Joke

It’s Friday, It’s Five O’clock And It’s ... Corny Joke Time ...

fresh white onion, sliced ready to cook

Do you want ‘corny’ jokes?

No ... we want jokes with ‘a peel’.

Sorry, but jokes about onions bring tears to my eyes.

I'm killing myself here guys ... I'm just soooo funny!!!!
P.S. Hope you all got the 'crackerjack' reference .... I expect the cabbage jokes to come rolling in now ...

Posted by Greenhouse Girl at 05:00 PM on September 01, 2006

COMMENTS

I am but your servant...

Old King Cole was very fond of cabbage. He sent out a decree that from then on, whenever anyone ate cabbage, it must be shredded and mixed with mayonnaise and bits of carrots. This is known as Cole's Law...

Thanks folks, I'm here all week.

Posted by: HoHoHo McBurro at September 4, 2006 08:53 AM

McBurro
I knew you wouldn't let me down ... a man on my poor humour level who can remember crackerjack ... what more could I ask for from a visitor to my blog ... my thinking cap is now on for a bigger and better joke for this Friday!

Posted by: Greenhouse Girl at September 4, 2006 06:24 PM

Ohhh, i could crush a grape (from the dark, lonely Stupot days of Crackerjack...)

Posted by: HeeBeeGeeBeee at September 4, 2006 09:25 PM