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Salad Jokes For Salad Days

You May Not Laugh, But Humour Me ...

red tomato ready to eat

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Old joke ... but it doesn’t take a lot to make me laugh on a Monday!

Posted by Greenhouse Girl at 08:48 AM on July 03, 2006

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her into a red paste, and says "Ketchup!"

Posted by: Stand Up Head Burro at July 3, 2006 01:09 PM

Good one HB ... I'm now rolling about the floor laughing my head off (as you can tell ... doesn't take much on a Monday) ... I'd say you're winning on the joke front so far ... but not for long!

Posted by: Greenhouse Girl at July 3, 2006 01:37 PM