I’m Running Away To Join The Circus ...
I’ve spent the afternoon at the circus ... acrobats, performing horses, elephants that can sit on command and lamas that can race at the speed of light ...
Now, I’ve seen tubs of specialist ‘organic’ fertiliser from the Zoo or ‘Zoo Poo’. An expensive way of helping my plants to grow and I’m not convinced it works any better than good, old fashioned horse manure. Does anyone know?
But I’ve never seen ‘Circus Poo’ ... I think I’ve spotted a gap in the market ...
I’m sure the circus would be glad to hand it over for free ... my potatoes might grow enormous with some ‘organic’ fertiliser from an elephant ... what do you think?